oh, let's count, shall we? just for fun.
1. the baby is facedown
2. the baby is facedown on her blankie
3. the baby is facedown on her blankie with 2 baby-dolls under her arm
4. there is a cat in the crib
5. there is a cat in the crib right near the baby's head
6. the baby is completely sideways
7. the baby is completely sideways AND her feet are hanging through the bars of the crib
i have been told that my parent-of-the-year award is ready for pickup anytime i want to come and get it.